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while [[Lacan ]] towards the end of his [[life ]] spoke of the importance of 'neuroticising the lettuce', [[work ]] remains to be done on this potentially important area. The [[neurotic ]] lettuce is not to be confused with the [[discourse ]] of the lettuce, which designates a [[social ]] [[relationship]]. The [[formula ]] for the [[hysterical ]] lettuce is: ∑Ӝ…‰Ӛ√≠Ӝ.This may be explicated as "why doesn't my wife [[want ]] to [[sleep ]] with me anymore?"

[[Freud ]] is reputed to have had lettuce with his Wiener Schnitzel on Sundays.

[[Jung ]] grew lettuce in his neurotic garden. And danced around it. Which made his neighbours hysterical, and his cat [[psychotic]]. A special lettuce ceremony was performed on Tuesdays, to ward off [[dreams ]] [[about ]] [[symbolic ]] [[castration]].

Lacan's famous Borromean [[knot ]] is a [[secret ]] [[symbol ]] for the lettuce. Failure to [[understand ]] this fact has led to frequent misunderstandings of this lucid, if somewhat simplistic thinker.